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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Roseanne: Hillary is a commie AND a Bush compatriot!

Doesn't she have a handler to keep her away from the computer? If not, she needs one. Or better yet, let her keep talking. It's REALLY funny. From Perez Hilton, here is Roseanne rambling about the state of politics today:
HILLARY IS A COMMIE TOO
AND SHE AND HER HUSBAND ARE BUSH FAMILY COMPATRIOTS. THE BUSH FAMILY ARE THIEVES PURE AND SIMPLE, AND EVER SINCE THEY BACKED HITLER AND LED THE CIA TO ASSASSINATE ALLENDE AND CONTROL EVERYTHING IN SOUTH AMERICA BY TERROR, THEY HAVE SUPPORTED THE "ENRON-TYPE" BOOKKEEPING THAT FIGURED OUT HOW TO STEAL FROM THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND SOCIAL SECURITY. THEIR HANDS ARE IN YOUR FAMILY'S POCKETS.

RON PAUL, KUCINICH, AND GRAVEL
ARE ALL GREAT AMERICANS, AND OBAMA MIGHT BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BUSH!

TO YOU THE WORKING AMERICANS!
FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY NOW! FIGHT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO RESTORE INTEGRITY AND DECENCY AND HOPE AND REPENTANCE AND EVERYTHING WE ALL BELIEVE IN AND HAVE FOUGHT LONG AND HARD FOR!!! DO NOT F*CKING GIVE UP, WE CAN DO IT!!!! WE CAN MAKE OUR COUNTRY THE UTOPIAN PROMISE AGAIN!!!

I MET KUCINICH
AT A FUNDRAISER THE OTHER NIGHT AND TOLD HIM, IF YOU WANT TO WIN, HERE'S HOW: RUN ON THE PROMISE TO ABOLISH THE IRS, AND TO TAX CORPORATE PROFITS AT 50%. ALSO, ANYONE WITH OVER 100MILLION DOLLARS MUST BE FORCED TO SURRENDER ALL MONEY ABOVE THAT AMOUNT TO VARIOUS STATES. STOP IMPORTING CHINESE GOODS ALTOGETHER. ANY CORPORATIONS THAT ARE OUTSOURCING JOBS NEED TO BE TAXED IN THE 90% BRACKET. SUPPORT A MAXIMUM WAGE!!!

Let's recap. Hillary is a commie, Bush & Co. "backed Hitler", control South America by terror, and steal from public schools and Social Security (I thought that was just the government in general); America should equal Utopia; we need to get rid of the IRS and limit the amount of money Americans can make; and inflict a maximum wage upon our economy.

Political genius, that one.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Roseanne should tell us who will collect the tax money if the IRS is gone...

And Cassy, you are very pretty...

Gredd said...

She really needs a trusted friend to tell her to seek professional help.

ryanshaunkelly said...

Colbert gravel kucinich paul nader perot carter [conyers?rangel?] united for truth elicit fear smear blacklist.

The people know too much,
democracy rising democracy now.
Rage against the machine.

Honesty compassion intelligence guts.

No more extortion blackmail bribery division.
Divided we fall.