No... I think the best person for President is Hillary Clinton. She's had so much experience! And you know, she really understands women's issues, the most important thing to me now. I know that with Hillary in the White House, I'll be free to fornicate to my heart's desire without ever having to worry about dealing with the repercussions, thanks to the wonder of abortion.
Not only do I want Hillary to be the next President, I want her to be my next partner. As I've decided to be a lesbian now, I think that Hillary is just the perfect women. The smooth, baritone flow of her voice, her perfectly coifed hair, the way her pantsuits flow just right over her round bum... who wouldn't want Hillary? I know I do. She just oozes sensuality. And when she laughs, that gentle, beautiful laugh, I can feel the sun come out.
So, I am now officially endorsing Hillary Clinton for the next President of the United States. Hopefully, one day I can stand by her side as First Lady, instead of that horndog Bill.