Frank J. of IMAO has some great tips to get on the good side with the nutroots:
OUT: Pride in this country.
IN: Apologizing effusively to the rest of the world for America's very existence.
OUT: A gruff demeanor that exudes authority.
IN: Silky hair and a winning smile.
OUT: Respect for the military.
IN: Making sure those brainwashed, kill-bots don't turn on the public.
OUT: Soaking ourselves in the blood of our enemies.
IN: Pretty red ribbons.
OUT: Death for Islamic extremists.
IN: Hugs for Islamic extremists.
OUT: Fighting real problem like Islamic extremism and nuclear weapons.
IN: Fighting made up problems like global warming or any other threat that can be fought through recycling instead of bullets.
OUT: Testicles.
IN: Rainbows.
There's more, and it is hilarious. Read the whole thing over at Right Wing News.
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