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Friday, June 15, 2007

Doo-doo found in the Senate

And no, I don't mean the Senators. Someone actually managed to leave three festering, stinky piles of doo-doo in the building:

According to a Capitol Hill newspaper, police are unable to solve the mystery of the "caca caper."

"Usually, if a turd gets into the Senate, it’s because he or she was elected," Emily Heil reports for Roll Call. "But on Wednesday, several large piles of actual, nonmetaphorical 'No. 2' found their way into the Capitol, and the source isn’t yet clear."

Heil continues, "On Wednesday afternoon, Capitol Police cordoned off a section of the hallway on the third floor of the Senate side of the Capitol, where at least three piles of the stuff were causing a stench — and a stir. At first, the word circulating among the staff was that a visiting child had fallen ill while in the gallery. But then the prevailing theory was that the foul stuff had come from an adult or group of adults making a yet-to-be-determined political statement."

According to the paper, "Reports also circulated that the yucky stuff had been smeared on seats in the gallery overlooking the chamber floor, and the gallery remained closed hours after the incident was first noted."


How... fitting...

I take back what I said about Tancredo and McCain yesterday. THIS is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

Although, one of my readers suggested we start taking a hint from Tancredo, and send nachos to Senators. Hmm.

Hat Tip: Hot Air

4 comments:

Ted said...

The trouble is with all the stink in the building, the smell of Doo-doo isn't noticed! It would have to be piled very high and deep to cut through the stronger bull---- smell!
Good post!!
Ted

KurtP said...

Tortillas are easier to mail, plus you can write on them.

Maybe you should get a tortilla-lanche going?

Don_cos said...

It needs to be nachos! with the cheese, onions, peppers etc... Whithout refrigeration. They need to stink!

COPioneer said...

I bet it was Harry Reid, forgot to change his diaper again!